Singer/Songwriter Darren Block: Music
Big Fat Margaret
(Darren Block)
April 27, 2005
DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY LUNCH BOX
IT MAY BE BIG AND IT’S BLACK
IT DOESN’T HAVE A SUPER HERO ON THE FRONT
BUT IT’S - GOT MY NAME ON THE BACK
IT’S GOT A SIXTEEN OUNCE THERMOS
THAT KEEPS MY MILK REAL COLD
IT’S GOT A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH INSIDE THAT’S
ONLY SEVEN OR EIGHT HOURS OLD
YOU’RE NOT GONNA GET MY TWINKIE TODAY
I CAN STAND UP FOR MYSELF
MY FATHER TOLD ME NOT TO GIVE IT AWAY
BUT IF YOU’RE GONNA PUNCH ME
THAT’S SOMETHING ELSE
OH I WISH I WAS A BULLY
THEN I’D HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
OH I WISH I WAS A BULLY
CAUSE I’D JUST LOVE TO KICK SOME BUTT TODAY
BUT WHAT ABOUT BIG FAT MARGARET
THE GIRL THAT’S BUILT LIKE A BOY
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO TORMENT ME
AND BOUNCE ME OFF THE PLAYGROUND
LIKE A BIG RUBBER TOY
MY MOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO HIT A GIRL
EVEN IF SHE HITS ME FIRST
I SAID WHAT IF SHE STEALS MY MILK MONEY - MOMMA SAID
NOT EVEN IF YOU’RE DYIN’ OF THIRST